Power of the Gods:
Hello everyone,
As you all know, I am the magnificent God of the sea. Since sailing the sea is necessary for traveling almost anywhere, I am obviously the most powerful next to my brother Zeus. Though just having power doesn't automatically ensure that I am treated with as much respect and admiration as I should be. The reason why I am about to tell you a story of my recent humiliation is because I think it should be known why I and the other Gods should not be messed with. It isn't selfish to think like this, but merely my only defense against those who disrespect the power of the Gods.
Before I get into what exactly happened, I should tell you that Odysseus, the greek king of Ithaca, has been kept captive by the nymph Calypso on the island of Ogygia for years. She stopped him from continuing his travels because she wanted him as her immortal husband. I suppose this was hard for him, but the way I look at it, he deserves it. Meanwhile, his wife and son back in Ithaca had lost all hope of ever seeing him again.
Just the other day, I was left out of a very important decision made regarding Odysseus's fate. The other Gods came to the conclusion that Odysseus should be freed from Calypso's holding because they felt bad for him, knowing that he had no way to leave on his own. That rapscallion, Odysseus, gets out of everything. I think that the reason for a lot of these things is because of Athena and her close watch on him, always looking out for him and helping him along in his travels.
However, the way I look at it, Odysseus deserves to pay for blinding my son. So, you can't tell me that my following actions were out of line. As soon as I found out that Odysseus was on the loose in the water I created a very large storm in attempt to drown him with its great force. I should make it clear that I am able to crush anyone that I wish to with my powers if they choose not to listen to me. Okay, so maybe it wasn't just to kill him, but showing my strength is necessary to remind the others of my strength. And by the way, I hope that after seeing this demonstration of my power, more people will present me with offerings to show their respect, and accept me, so that I never feel left out and I can use my power for good.
I write this blog entry today to remind everyone how important it is to show respect for not only me, but for all good gods in this community. If any one of us feels in the slightest bit ignored, there will be consequences!
Thanks again for reading!
-Poseidon

Excuse me Poseidon, but I really don't appreciate you calling my husband a "rapscallion." That's like... SO rude! He never did anything to you except like blind your son the Cyclops. But that was like, totally not his fault. Odysseus would never have hurt anyone if our son hadn't like locked him away in a cave. That was so mean. Especially 'cause like, your son is like 6 times as big as Odysseus. Can't he like, pick on someone his own size? And then when Odysseus tricked him, well he shouldn't have been stupid. Nobodies name is Nobody. Like, duh. It was uber stupid of your son to believe Odysseus. So like, leave Odysseus alone. Kay thanks. Bye.
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You tell him, Mom! I completely agree. Poseidon, you have been using your godly powers for evil, torturing my fahter and my family. Because of you, my father has been unable to return to his loving son and wife. My palace has been taken over by a band of extremely apathetic suitors. But worst of all, Mr. Poseidon, is how ashamed I am of you. When the Titans birthed you, they gave you your godliness for good. But now that ship has sailed, and you are a being undeserving of your greatness.
ReplyDeleteI know I have been bad and unfaithful to the people who put me in the world. And i need to be better. I feel horrible. The only reason I started this blog is to get everyone’s attention that I am ready for a change in my horrible behavior. It would be nice to get a little support from you guys! And it would mean a lot. Stop the arguing please! Stay here to support, and make good comments. Helping someone, in recovery mode, and forgiving ones who have hurt you in the past. Thanks for listening.
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